Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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