Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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