About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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