doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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