careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i came on her dog
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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