? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize