Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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