We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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