the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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