remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
