Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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