Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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