i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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