All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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