You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
