3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
