He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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