I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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