Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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