i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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