Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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