And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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