will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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