You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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