So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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