Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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