I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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