So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
its not stalking. its research.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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