seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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