So drunk, too bad you don't want this
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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