can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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