i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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