I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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