Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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