To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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