so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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