Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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