hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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