is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
