To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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