Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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