You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i will never coherently bang her
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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