Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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