You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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