That's when you crack a 10am beer
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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