I CAN MOONWALK!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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