Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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