Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think I am morally bankrupt
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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