i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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