med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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