she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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