uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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