when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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